Kopi Jantan Bang?!
Jul 2, 2010
Lolsness. Umm, okay that line "Kopi Jantan Bang?!" reminds me of one citer at Suria spore. The show is Otak Alfie Berdengung if i'm not mistaken. Where Elfeeza Ul-Haq arguing wif Taufik Salleh. And the funny part comes in, where there's this one of her colleagues quite big-sized *trying to sound as respectful as possible* appeared from the pantry and asked that Taufik whether he wants Kopi Jantan in a sort of mak nyah voice. Get me?! No? OKkkkkayyy.........Let put this conversation abt TVs aside. Shoooo away.
Now what is kopi jantan? If u ask me, aku dgn memandai2 ku katekan maybe it's....Kopi Tongkat Ali tak?! U know Tongkat Ali obviously meant for guys while Kacip Fatimah for ladies. I'm so hating all the jamu's. Yea, i know it's gd for blood circulation and so on and so forth. But imagine drinking trumeric which my mum always always use to goreng ikan(for my dad). Imagin dat! Imagine...But perhaps i'll try consider 1 day the ones, the modern ones which they made into pills in a tablet kind. Okayyy, did i scary all of u with pills and all. Hahahah. Well, actually i'm not gonna talk abt jamu's....
Alrite, pardon me for the side-trackking. Actually, this morn when i reached at workplc. Then my tummy nak buat kuih. Paham memahami je lar ye. Blah blah blah. Then, i saw my colleague tgh breakfast. Okay la tu. Dia buat kopi-segera-bawa-dari-rumah, selalu tau selaluuuuu kacau the kopi mixture in the cup with a spoon LOUDLY sesaje nak kasi biar aku dengar dat "TING!TING!TING!TING!TING!TING!TING!TING!" and surely aku ni mesti pusing punyer. But the aroma of the coffee. Fulamak! Kedebaboom sedap giler dok. Somemore, my office is air-conditioned bertambahlah semerbaknya... Okok, wats wif me with all those mushy words. Ugh!
Then my boss arrived, dia cakap Kopi bau sedap and kuat coz from where he entered the door dah boleh smell dah. Now get me how semerbak was it? Visualise ppl visualise. My friend told us dat it was Kopi Ginseng or Tongkat Ali like dat. Kinda forgot coz i aint coffee lover. Am Mocha. (Aini fyi, that's caffeine too) Hahah. Then all of the sudden, terbukak topik pasal kopi jantan? My boss la started first, kopi jantan and all n he's trying hard to react back the same way as the advertisement on the radio. Hahahaha. Cool or wat? I was holding my laughter but i cldnt. I bursted out but still jaga air mukaku =D My colleague confirm terpikir mcm aku jugak. Aper sajer tau boss kita ni. Mood baik. Lau mood hangin hmmmmm jangan ckp...satu office berdengung. C'mon itu sudah pekara biase kan.