Morning² got crokroach in é office. Wah lau wey. Wah the size, like an inch big! and long too

Then my boss can laugh and ask me to handle the little thing. *smack head*

Oh my my!!! Tidakkkkkkkkkk!

I'm not scared of crockroach but crockroach are SO gross.

Who said cockroach are pretty? Raise up ur hands.

But nevermind, with my weapon, I'll be fine.

With the Baygon in my hands, I played chasin' each other with the roachy.

Aku punye olang klau spray rabak2 u know, tkder sikit2 punye.

Tgk tu, lantai masih basah.

and my boss commented, "Wah! Dahsyat! Tak kasih chance pon".

But sorry roachy, i've have to kill u.

Eii so much gross that i can see the lipas perut buncit. Then got the stripe² line.

Eiii yer